Saturday, May 10, 2014

Punta Cana Part 1


^This is where it all started.  Spring Break 2014.  From left to right, me, Chasen, Sebastian, Hunter.

Have you ever booked your plane ticket for one day before you’re scheduled to check in to your hotel?  Well this was Hunter’s, Chasen’s, Sebastian’s, and my last Spring Break in college, so we had already blown all of our money booking 6 nights at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic.  We booked the plane ticket a day early because we could save like $200 or $300 on the flight, and we all agreed we would rather put that money toward a day on the beach.  So we needed a place to stay the first night we arrived in Punta Cana on Friday, March 7th..

I had a novel idea: ask the Hard Rock if they could offer us a free night (or simply stick us in a closet somewhere and let us take advantage of their all-inclusive bliss).  After all, I thought I made a strong case for Hunter’s and my social media reach and how we would write raving reviews of the Hard Rock if they could just help out a few college students on a “budget.”  I emailed the Director of Customer Relations (naturally you go for the top dog, I mean who else would you email if you were asking for a free night), and I respect him for even entertaining the idea of putting us up for a night at a discounted rate.  He wrote an eloquent email back to me explaining that, “In case that we should have availability, we will not be able to offer you a complimentary night.” Basically, I think he meant to say, “This is a hotel (you moron).  We are in the business of having people pay us to stay here.”  He was real gentleman about it though and was kind enough to ask about availability and get us a quote.

Well, all they had left were Presidential Suites and while that would have been cool, no one had nearly enough money to pay for it.  So Plan B was to find another place to stay for the night.  We toyed with the idea of a hostel for a night, but ultimately decided that we had already broken the bank, and went with the Vista Sol Hotel.  This was a great little all-inclusive resort (if you were with your middle-aged spouse and two kids).  They did have beautiful beaches with volleyball and soccer.  They also had incredible cappuccinos, which was a saving grace because their all-inclusive bars and snacks were not exactly luxurious.  And to eat at the only decent restaurant, we found out the hard way that you need to call between 9 and 10am for dinner reservations.  But for one night, the sand was white, and the beer was cold.

^They had peacocks at the Vista Sol.

I should also add that something tragic happened to me while I was there.  In Jamaica in January of 2012, I visited a Fraternity brother, Sam, with another Fraternity brother Joe.  While in Jamaica, I found a safari hat in Sam’s dad’s car.  It was a little beaten up, but as soon as I put it on, I found my alter-ego.  It became my travel mojo.  I would put the hat on and in a growling voice tell everyone that, “There’s a newwwww sherriff in town.” That hat went on several trips to the Caribbean with me.  And I lost it at the Vista Sol while playing beach volleyball.  I took it off to play and after the game, the hat was gone.  I haven’t fully recovered emotionally, but may the person who found it enjoy all the ridiculous antics that come with it.

^As you can see, I was still unhappy about losing the hat on the first day.  Hunter had a serious face on in solidarity of my loss.

I was a little distraught the rest of the day, but managed to make it out that night.  We stopped by the “disco” at the Vista Sol, but only saw a few grandpas breaking it down, so we decided to find a new venue.  We got a suggestion to check out the local bar down the street from the resort.  The place was called Liquid and it was where all the locals (and Russians?) hung out.  We could not figure out the Russian thing, but the bar was pretty good.  They kept the bar well stocked and had a nice selection of imported beers.  Keep an eye on your friends though.  It was nighttime and the four of us had to stick together to avoid any trouble with the locals.  Check it out if your trip to Punta Cana ever leads you down a road you didn’t expect.  At this point, we were looking forward to what Hard Rock had in store for us.  We woke up at 10am, hit the gym, and got in a van heading to the Hard Rock.

^Palm tree chillin.

^Woah, woahhh!

^Palm tree chillin.

Friday, May 2, 2014

LA Day 3 and 4

^Surf's up dudeeee.

“If everybody had an ocean, across the USA, then everybody'd be surfin', like Californi-a,” sang The Beach Boys. And so it went.  I went down to Malibu Surf Shack to rent a suit, booties, and a long board for $45!  I wish I had started earlier in the morning because it seemed like I had missed a better set of waves.  I started out at Zuma Beach but found that the waves just weren’t big enough, so we went Chasing Mavericks, which is a great movie if you haven’t seen it.  We drove a few miles down the road to County Line Beach and found some nice 3-4 foot waves.  The water was a cool 60 degrees but with a wet suit it felt fine.  I think staying hydrated and avoiding the glare of the sun on the water are harder than enduring the cold!  After catching a few waves, we walked across the street to Neptune’s Net and grubbed out on some insanely tasty fish tacos.  You really can’t go wrong at this place.

^This guy was having fun.

I wanted a day of surf and turf so after returning the board, Chasen and I teed off in the afternoon at West Lake Golf Course.

We capped the night off with dinner at BJ’s with Chasen’s buddies, where they serve up a nice selection of cold ones.  The Pizookie desert is a must have.  The Pizookie is a freshly baked cookie with a few scoops of ice cream on top.  Total success.

By now, it was the start of my fourth day in LA, and the original plan was to stay with Chasen for half of the time and my other buddy, Hunter, for half of the time.  So here I am, out on the West Coast trying to work out the move from Chasen's to Hunter's place and sure enough, on the third day, Hunter simply said he couldn't host me.  Sick bro.  I guess the lesson learned for anyone that travels is to always have a backup plan.  Thanks for your patience Chasen!

^And Hunter, why do you have several large turtles as pets in your backyard?

So if you’re in California in the middle of winter, you may be lucky enough to catch a few 70+ degree days.  Fortunately for us, the following day we were golfing all afternoon as the ‘Polar Vortex’ was gripping the East Cost and Midwest.  Hunter did redeem himself a bit when he brought Chasen and I out to Braemar Country Club for a round of golf.  The course was by far the most challenging course I had every played on with narrow fairways and a lot of elevation changes, but the greens were pristine, and the RBZ Stage 2’s were hitting true.

^Quite the fairways at Braemar Country Club.

After the sunset, we went to the watering hole for a few libations and snacks.  Chasen and I had plans to go to Chapman University down in Orange County that night to visit a few friends that had interned in DC over the summer, Amanda and Jessica.  Chasen wasn’t happy about driving from northern LA all the way to the southern part, but after shaking his head at me a few times and me offering to buy the gas, he agreed to the trip.  For some perspective, that trip from northern LA to southern LA can be like riding through the twilight zone. Geographically, it's only a 60-mile trip, but you literally don't know how long it is going to take.  We set out at about 8pm that night and made it from Calabasas to Orange County in less than one hour.  Guiness Book of World Records status.  Arriving at Chapman, we got rowdy at a few Sorority and Fraternity parties, and amazingly, we got up at 7:30am and made it back to Calabasas in another record shattering one hour.
Along the way, I finally was able to see the Hollywood sign! For anyone visiting LA, this is a must see.

The next day, I was flying back to DC so I just enjoyed another gorgeous day in LA with a nice run, and some fresh Californian avocados. #AvocadosOnEverything

^Last dinner with Chasen's family at Woori Kalbi Korean BBQ.  Incredible.

^And in the spirit of Hunter's turtles, I saw these little guys while on a run near Chasen's house.  I think they've pioneered a new yoga pose.  #TheFlyingTurtlePose